• Interviewer:If all the members were drowning, who would you save first?
  • Key:Minho can swim. Pass. Jonghyun, Taemin, pass. I'll save Onew. He'll drown even if he's swimming.

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my mom just came into my room to tell me she burped into my dad’s mouth

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whenever i try and learn something new

  • me:It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
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  • me:
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  • me:it is because I am a failure
  • me:everything I touch dies

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a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

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"whats your sexuality?" "money"

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Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

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why dont ppl do random things for me? u know. send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me $300,000

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i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

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